Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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