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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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