- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Christ is a conspiracy

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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