A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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A man goes to the potty.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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