What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

whats yellow after cani...nathan

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Anti Joke

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