Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Tilt your screen back .

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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