- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

all the kids had fun

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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