What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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How old are you? 7

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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