- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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