- Anti Joke

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Women's rights.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.