a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

someone jumped off a bridge he died

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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