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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

justin beiber sucks

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