- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

justin beiber sucks

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

someone jumped off a bridge he died

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