What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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