Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

batman farted so hes retarded

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

HELLO EVERYONE

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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