- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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