- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Terraria

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Ebola

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

all the kids had fun

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Christ is a conspiracy

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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