- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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