- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Feminism

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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