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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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