Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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How old are you? 7

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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