- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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