oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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hear hear

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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