- Anti Joke

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

White men's rights

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times