- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

so today i took a poop. hehe

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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