- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

knock knock Dave's not here.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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