What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

roak

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Kevin and Ramin

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Beka has AIDS

Anti Joke

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