- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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