What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Terry has ebola

David Cameron

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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