Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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A paralysed man falls over.

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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