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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Refridgerator.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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