Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What do u call a cripple Biv

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

When is a door not a door? Never.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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