Turkeys are obese

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Cancer. Super Cancer.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

an emo girl walked into a white room

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Women can vote? WTF

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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