an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Knock knock Go away

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