How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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