- Anti Joke

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver