- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Democracy.

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