- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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