- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Canadians

what is red and smells like paint red paint

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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