- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

knock knock There's no door

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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