- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

A woman is carried out of a bar.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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