- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

whats brown and booky a book.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Good job, son.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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