What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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