Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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My Butthole.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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