What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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What's your guys names?

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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