Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Call of Duty is a good game.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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