What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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