How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

women's rights

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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