- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

The holocaust

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

YEAH THEY DO!

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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