- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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