- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Bark I'm a tree

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Bitch! Love, J.B.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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