- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

I used to know what alzheimers was

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