What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Anti Joke

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