A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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I was once a hamster.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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