- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Your mom is so nice.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

the economy.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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