- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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