- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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