A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

women's rights

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

White NBA players.

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