A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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