- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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