- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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