- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

A man penetrates another man.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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