- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

A man penetrates another man.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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