Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Your mom is so old she died

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Anti Joke

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