Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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The holocaust

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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