- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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