What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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Women's rights.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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