Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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knock knock There's no door

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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