Anti-jokes are funny.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

I? Everett

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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