- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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