- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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