- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Asian women drivers...

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Knock Knock Come in

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

A woman is carried out of a bar.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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