- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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