- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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