- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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