- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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