4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Anti Joke

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