what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

What is square and grey? A grey square.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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