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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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