- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Robin, get in the car, please.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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