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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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