- Anti Joke

why was Ralph depressed? Because his family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn’t quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family’s murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family’s killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer’s whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers’ home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers’ body-guards, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn’s life didn’t, and wouldn’t, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him “You’re finally home Ralph, you’re finally home.”

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Uh... What was emulating again?

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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