- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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