- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

You know what's catchy? A cold

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

thomas!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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