- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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