what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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My Butthole.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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