What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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