- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

A Mormon walks into a bar

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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