Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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What's blue? The sky.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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