- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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