- Anti Joke

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.