your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

YEAH THEY DO!

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

The holocaust

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