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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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