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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Fat? Jesse Z

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

I need to start studying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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