Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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AIDS

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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