- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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