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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

ask me if im a door yes

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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