Michael Brown

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

European on my shoes, buddy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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