- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Do u take sugar?

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Everybody will die

Women's Rights

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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