- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

I'm Andrew Schmitt

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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