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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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