- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Nickelback.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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