- Anti Joke

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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