- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

2 black kids walk into school

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??