- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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