Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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