Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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