A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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Manchester City

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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hi charles lattuca III

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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