- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What is 9+10? 19

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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