- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Flowers are colors Love me

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.