What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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the midget went to the midget store

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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The global news

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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