Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

I was watching Fox news.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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